Sexy Real Sex Dolls Review: Best TPE & Silicone Sex Dolls?

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The first time I heard about sex dolls, it didn’t do much to sell the concept to me.

I’d been invited to hear a podcast recording in a South London pub. One of the guests was Kirk Windstein, legendary heavy metal guitarist and singer for groups like Crowbar, Kingdom of Sorrow, and Down. I expected to hear raucous stories of life on the road, but I could never have guessed that one of them would feature an inflatable sheep.

He detailed how the fellas from his band had bought him one as a laugh. During a particularly lonely evening on the tour bus, he decided to blow it up, stick a porn video on, and enjoy it. He was shocked to discover that with every thrust the rubber animal let out a satisfied ‘baah’, piquing the interest of his dog, and turning the whole experience into a disaster.

For years, this shaped how I perceived sex dolls. Something given to guys as birthday presents or for the bachelor parties to embarrass them and turn them into the butt of their friends’ jokes.

But that isn’t the case anymore. Long gone are the glamourised poolside inflatables.

The burgeoning sex doll market is now full of high-quality renderings of just about every woman you could fantasise about, making them the perfect companion for the discerning sex toy consumer. And one of the best suppliers of these to the West is Sexy Real Sex Dolls.

What Is It?

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Sexy Real Sex Dolls (also known as SRSD) are the premier distributor of premium sex dolls to the USA and the western world. After recognising a trend for premium plastic playmates in China, they became the go-to importer for brands such as WM Dolls and CLM Dolls. But as well as offering you your dream date, they are also advocates for the lifestyle offered by these dolls.

Their website is full of tips for choosing, cleaning, and maintaining your companion, as well as surprisingly deep-cut analyses of how to navigate the taboo of owning a sex doll, and insights into the rapidly expanding business of selling these toys.

What Makes it Special

For me, the number one thing about SRSD models is how stunningly realistic they look. Looking around their top selling dolls, I felt I was browsing OnlyFans selfies rather than a sex doll catalogue, that’s how well some of these girls are rendered. These best-sellers are a veritable harem, with just about every ethnicity, body size, age, and look you could fancy represented.

‘Brooke’ has the air of a young Heather Locklear but with far more voluminous assets. ‘Layla’ is a cute, young, mixed-race yoga instructor with the figure to match. And ‘Eastern Redhead Love Doll’ ‘Jasmine’ has an intelligent, coy look to distract from her perky, round breasts, peachy butt, and tousled red hair.

As well as the trouser-tightening pictures of these girls, some also feature videos showing off every detail of their skilful sculpting. I also love how playful the company has been in creating detailed backstories for each of the girls, really bringing them to life and making sure that after even a quick browse you’ll have a crush on at least one of them.

But perhaps the most fun you’ll have on SRSD’s site is playing with the Build Doll feature, giving you the opportunity to realise the woman of your dreams. After reading the (again, surprisingly detailed) guide on whether TPE or silicone material is best for you, you can choose your girl’s body type.

I was blown away by the range of body shapes on option. Everything from balloon-sized breasts to a more realistic pear-shape are represented. I was also delighted to see something for the fetish crowd here, with BBW, pre-op transsexual, and pregnant body types readily available.

I’m a fan of impressive proportions which are still within the realms of reality, and I’m a sucker for the hourglass shape, so I started with the D-cup body.

There are a whole host of head types to choose from, ranging from cartoony through to startlingly realistic. I chose #248, who has a slight air of Zoe Saldana about her.

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Next, to choose her mouth. You can stick with fixed, kissable lips, or something more flexible if you’re planning on getting your new date wined, dined, and sixty-nine’d. I love the head I chose so I stuck with the fixed lips.

Now her hair. A range of styles and colours are available, and you can stick with the one in the preview of your doll’s head if you prefer. I gave her nice tousled brown hair, relishing the thought of it cascading down her face during our time together.

There’s then the option to give her a removable vagina, which I heartily recommend for easy cleaning. You can then choose her eyes and skin colour. I kept her dark eyes and gave her the ‘Tan’ complexion.

Next, you choose her shoulders, keeping them as is or having her fixed in a shrugging pose, suiting the attitude of some of the faces. I wanted my girl to look and feel more relaxed, so I kept the preset.

She now has the option of going to the nail bar, and you can select from a rainbow of finger and toenail options. Then, importantly, the colour of her assets. I chose the darker nipples and vagina for my mixed-race girl.

The next options revealed a lot about taste, but show how dedicated SRSD to letting anyone create their perfect companion. I opted to give her a nice, full bush, but I wasn’t too keen on the removable tongue.

Finally, you can choose what else comes in the box. These include a hook and standing feet to display her (or have her against the wall), extra heads, and a storage solution (which looks like a big guitar case).

This level of customisation is really remarkable. The prospect of truly crafting your ideal companion is extremely appealing, and it’s a lot of fun to explore the wide range of options. These can also be applied to pre-rendered dolls, and they even have some exclusive features you can toggle, like full (as opposed to hollow) breasts and implanted hair rather than a wig.

What’s in the Box?

Every doll is made to your exact specifications, and you have a chance to review how she’s coming together before she leaves the workshop. She’ll come with any extras you’ve asked for, such as an additional head or cleaning products you ordered with her. Many of the preset models also include a cheeky little outfit to make your first night together that little bit special.

How Does it Work?

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Once you’ve unboxed your new doll, SRSD recommend you check her over for damage, as most suppliers won’t accept used returns. All that’s left now is to briefly wrap her in a blanket to get her warm and ready, lube her up and go to work. All of the dolls sold by SRSD facilitate vaginal, anal, and oral sex, and a range of positions.

If you need some inspiration, they even offer a few of the best positions to enjoy with their new companion in The Ultimate Sex Doll Buying Guide on their website.

Once you’ve finished, make sure you clean her down using an appropriate product. Suitable cleaning and maintenance products are available from the SRSD site.

How Does it Feel?

It feels really really good! I enjoyed the company of Sareena, a spectacularly well-endowed Far East Asian lady from JY dolls. Her TPE skin was soft and gave her full bust a satisfying weight and jiggle, and I loved caressing her smooth thighs as we got going.

Her face was stunningly realistic, and with her implanted hair in the more heightened moments of our encounter, it felt like I was with a real, talented girl. Her metal skeleton meant we could explore a whole range of positions too, making it a night to remember.

Pros

The quality and passion for everything SRSD is worn on their sleeve. The models look stunningly realistic and are made of fantastically high quality materials.

They also seem to really understand their customer base, offering detailed guides on everything from how to clean your doll to how to hide your new bit on the side from friends and family. I trust that even first-time buyers would be in very safe hands with these guys.

The preset girls are the most appealing harem of sex dolls I’ve ever seen. Just about any kind of girl you could fancy is represented here in a fantastically realistic rendering.

And if she isn’t, then there’s the seemingly endless customisation options to play with. I also really appreciate the efforts SRSD have gone to in accommodating less conventional tastes.

Cons

The only real con of using the SRSD site is that the customisation option won’t let you see a preview of your girl until you’ve paid. But they promise to show you to her for an inspection before she leaves the warehouse, so it’s nothing much to worry about.

Beyond that, there’s not much. I found it strange that certain options, like the full breasts, were only available on the preset girls and not the custom models.

Also, considering their place in the market, I found it surprising that there don’t seem to be any dolls on the SRSD website showing off more cutting-edge features I’ve seen offered by European manufacturers, such as internal heating systems and even AI to facilitate pillow talk. But I reckon it’s only a matter of time before these innovations find their way into the extensive SRSD catalogue.

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Verdict

Sexy Real Sex Dolls should be the first port of call for anyone interested in a plastic playmate. Their extensive customisation options and accommodation of less conventional body shapes make it a must for those who want to indulge their most detailed fantasy, while the advice offered on their site makes them an ideal place to start out with sex dolls too.

Lightyears away from embarrassing inflatables on a tour bus, SRSD are offering thrilling experiences with some of the most stunning women on the planet: synthetic or otherwise.

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