Je Joue Uma Review: World’s Most Beautiful Sex Toy?


If you are out looking to spice up your sex life and have some mad fun, then you probably want to try out the Je Jou Uma.

The Je Joue Uma is among the many awesome sex toys by Je Joue, a well-known brand for sex toys that specialize in giving women sexual bliss.

The issue of the G-spot can be a sensitive one.

So many women, or men for that matter, struggle to find out where their G-spot is. It can be quite tasking.

Why not find a helping hand in the form of a very good friend? One called the Je Joue Uma?

What Is the Je Joue Uma?

Je Joue Uma is one of the vibrators by Je Joue that offers a variety of wild pleasures when used.

It is perfect for clitoral stimulation, G-spot stimulation and sometimes even body massage.

Je Joue Uma has a deliberate upward curve and a round and bulging tip that makes massaging the G-spot very easy.

It is super soft and made of silicone that ensures that it slides into your vagina as simply as possible. It has five different speeds that provide each woman with her customized pleasure.

The Je Joue Uma is perfect for both external and internal stimulation.

Basically, it is a magical tool for the stimulation and massage of one’s G-spot, leading to intense orgasms.

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How It Works

The Je Joue Uma works by stimulating the G-spot through vibration. The first thing you have to ensure is that it is obviously charged.

This is done by connecting the magnetic charging cable that comes along with the device.

The cable is connected to the magnetic charging port. It is pretty simple actually.

At the base of the vibrator, you will find the controls. They appear in three symbols: -, + and ~ symbols.

When you press on the + button and keep pressing it continuously, you are able to increase the intensity of the vibrations.

When you press on the – sign, you are able to do the opposite ( reduce the intensity of the vibrations).

When you press the final button (~) that is in the middle of the toy, you are able to change function by maneuvering through seven vibration patterns. (Yes, it has seven vibration patterns).

People are different, and what works for you may not work for someone else. Therefore be sure to choose what works for you.

With this in place, you now move to the fun part! Playing with it! Slip it into your vagina with the help of a lubricant, find your G-spot (it won’t be a struggle with this toy) then voila! You’ll be lost in the world of pleasure.

Key Features

The Je Joue Uma has unique and amazing features that define it.

It Is Waterproof

Love having fun in the bathroom? Well, the Je Joue Uma has got you covered since it is completely waterproof! Play times underwater can be quite intriguing and can lead to toe-curling orgasms.

With the Je Joue Uma in hand, there is no telling just how great you will feel.

100% Silicone

The silicone is very smooth and soft and brings out a nice feel when it glides through your soft skin.

The silicone is also totally body-safe, so do not worry, it won’t harm you in any way.

Fully Rechargeable

The Je Joue Uma is a rechargeable vibrator.

The beauty of this particular toy is that it has a magnetic charging port, so no penetration is required between the sex toy and the charging cable.


The Je Joue Uma comes in five speeds and seven different patterns that guarantee every woman an unforgettable orgasm every time they use it.

With these speeds and patterns, you get to choose what makes you tick and what just doesn’t work for you.

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Contents of the Box

  1. Magnetic charging cable
  2. Booklet with instructions
  3. The Je Joue Uma itself that comes in a very chic black box

How It Feels

For starters, it is quite important to note that the Je Joue Uma has very unique vibrations.

These vibrations have a unique sound that sets this device apart from the rest of the vibrators.

It has what can be described as a rumbly vibe while at the same time having a low pitch, making it the perfect toy for internal vibration.

When the head of the vibrator penetrates, you get to feel and enjoy it deep inside you, just before finding your G-spot and letting it finish the job.

The size of this vibrator is filling and at the same time very comfortable.

The vibrations are powerful, leaving you no choice but to experience an absolutely amazing orgasm.


  1. The Je Joue Uma is super easy to clean after use
  2. It is waterproof and can be enjoyed in the bathroom
  3. The silicone feels great when touched. It is very smooth
  4. The vibrations are rumbly and have a unique feel
  5. It is not too noisy. It can be used in a house full of people without them noticing a thing.
  6. It is not too bulky and can easily be carried around. It can be a very awesome travel companion!

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  1. The Je Joue Uma is not for everyone. There have been complaints about its shape. The shape is not ideal for people who have no idea where their G-spot is. It takes some getting used to.
  2. Some people find that it takes them longer to attain an orgasm.
  3. If not well lubricated, one can find it really hard to insert the toy. It is advisable to use a lubricant if you do not self-lubricate properly.


Generally, this vibrator is for any woman who is looking to have a great time in the bedroom. It can be used during sex with a partner, for foreplay or for self-pleasure.

It is a perfect sex toy for someone who loves both external and internal stimulation.

It comes in a range of colors like purple, pink and black, so you get to choose which color pleases your eyes.

It is for someone looking for a unique sexual experience since as discussed above, the vibrations are quite unique from the rest of the vibrators.

This makes it the perfect fit for experimenters. It can be a naughty gift too!

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